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Snakes on a board game!
Posted at 8:47:16 PM on July 3, 2006
My unabashed favorite still-yet-to-be-released Samuel L. Jackson reptile film has already inspired a lame, obviously unlicensed board game! You can pre-order your own copy now. Yay!
"Cobras in the Cockpit is a game based on a fictional movie where YOU play the SNAKES! Your objective: throw the plane into chaos! You will hiss, rattle, squeeze, and bite your way through the plane, earning points for each section you throw into chaos. But other snakes will try to stop you, so watch out!"
Everything you ever wanted to know and more than you even thought there was to know, about Plastic Army Men. Includes a stunning and compelling rebuke of "action figures" and why they will never be as good as plastic army men.
There are only three days left for you to stare at any of ten cams placed around Britain in hopes of spotting a Haggis and winning a prize.
Don't miss out - Visit the Haggis Cams immediately. While you are staring at these cams in hopes of spotting a Haggis, you may want to drink a good deal Balblair Whiskey, the clever sponsor of this uniquely troubling game.
But first, let's all sing the theme song together, shall we? "Lite Brite, makin' thiiings with liiiiiggghhht. What a sight, makin' things with Lite Brite!"
Pride. Envy. Wrath, Gluttony and Lust. Sloth and Greed. The seven deadly sins. Countless souls have been eternally damned for succumbing to them. If you are bound for hell, discover what sin will send you there... you may be surprised. You might just learn something new about yourself -- hopefully before it's too late...
I am one of those people who gets chills up their spine at the mere thought of someone cracking their knuckles. So I don't ever do it. Rob Manuel, on the other hand, not only cracks his knuckles he'll let you crack them too.
Just make sure I'm out of the room, please... gaaahhhh!
Here's another little game for you. If you were in charge of the mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving, you should be pretty good at the Potato Peeler Game!
Anybody remember the character in Aliens that enjoyed stabbing in between his fingers with a large knife like some kind of freak? What a fun video game that would make, eh? Just hit the space bar to stab the knife as many times as possible without total digit amputation.
Note: Oh, and be sure to turn down your sound... unless you actually enjoy listening to the panting & screaming sounds of a psychopath.
