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December 24, 2005


Viva la squirrel revolución! Posted at 5:39:36 PM by Lynn Ster
I... hate... people...
Oh sure, it all began innocently enough. In 1997, students in Harvard University's Division of Engineering and Applied Sciences decided to study squirrels. Specifically? Fishing for them.

In time, the sport of squirrel fishing gained popularity and became somewhat widely practiced.

But what about the poor defenseless squirrels? Are they supposed to simply put up with being hunted, humiliated, enslaved, mocked and derided? Oh, think again, my friend.

I introduce you to The Squirrel Interference Bureau. Humans repent... before it's too late.

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Fun with Jesus Posted at 3:18:57 AM by Lynn Ster
Jesus Christ's resume
Dating Jesus
Homeless or Jesus? game
Cool Jesus art
(who knew he had a tat?)
Jesus Holiday Dress-Up
Running Jesus game


Apparently JC is super web savvy so you can even sign his birthday e-card here!

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The definition
of Holiday overkill
Posted at 3:01:48 AM by Lynn Ster
First there was Dickens' Christmas goose. Then along came the ever-so shocking Turducken. Now? Try the Ten-Bird Roast. For when killing three animals for dinner just doesn't seem enough.

It weighs 22 lbs. when cooked, contains around 10,000 calories (compared to the 3,000 calories of the average turkey) and takes over nine hours to prepare and cook.

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The Left-Handed Piano Posted at 2:06:19 AM by Joshua Carpenter
It was a lefty piano, but I reversed the image in Photoshop so no one would freak out.
You know, there have been a lot of misconceptions about left-handed people throughout history.  But now, in these modern, comparatively tolerant times, southpaws are finally getting their fair shake.  There are left-handed guitars of course, we don't want anyone else to endure what Jimi had endure, flipping that thing over and whatnot, and if you go here you can see some other high-quality left-handed products.  My favorite quote came from the left-handed boomerang description: This boomerang is only suitable for throwing left handed. Do not let the right hander loose with it.

At any rate, some guy finally had the bright idea to "invent" a left-handed piano.  What a brilliant, innovative design (think opposite normal piano)!  My problem is, if anyone, lefty or not, is serious enough about playing the piano to shell out the dough for one of these, then they've obviously been playing for awhile, on "traditional" pianos, and would have to relearn the instrument.  But hey, maybe Beethoven sounds even better in reverse....

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The 2005 Worst and Best Dressed of Tax Payer Funded Federal Websites. - 7th Place Posted at 12:53:02 AM by R Zimm
and placing at 7th...

The North American Aerospace (formerly Air) Defense Command - no clue what-so-ever what these cats have been doing since the end of the cold war, except experimenting with Flash...BUT

they're doing a great job tracking the location of Santa Claus this year.

. . . . .
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Forget to
write Santa?
Posted at 12:10:48 AM by Lynn Ster
That's ok. Now you can have a direct line to Santa's elves! Really!

So get your wishes ready... the elves are listening.

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