An alarming number of totally sites promote the alleged skills of web page designers and hosts!
TotallyFonts.com Lots of fonts displayed in a visually stunted landscape.
TotallyGames.com makes tax donations to children's hospitals and sells games that blow stuff up. Cool!
TotallyHip.com Famous creators of Web Painter software.
TotallySmart.com - A great example of exactly the opposite. Not only stupid, but ugly too! Right on!
TotallyStumped.com - Another web designer with a totally great idea for sale.
Totally-Unique.com Hand writing analysis and web design - totally the perfect business plan at last!.
TotallyWebbed.com Yet another totally lame company offering to design wonderful web pages just like their own deeply disturbing site.
TotallyWebDesign.com - Really! You figure it out, maybe...
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TotallyChicken.com Eatting birds is totally okay.
TotallyCooked.com A catering company where everything is cooked, totally.
TotallyFood.com - Actually totally about juice, which isn't exactly food, but who cares? Juice is totally food!
TotallyHealthy.com If you're afraid of your air and water, then you probably aren't healthy to begin with. Start here and be afraid of this website design insted.
TotallyTomato.com Everything you ever wanted to know about tomatos and more.
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TotallyCatholic.com Buy Totally Catholic stuff online today if you can figure out how!
TotallyGod.com - and .org Cool Flash intro for the Christian God - with politics and some guy named Jer..
TotallyJewish.com Owned by the same cats that have TotallyPLC.com. Go figure! Read the Jewish Joke of The Day!
TotallyJesus.com - Formerly a site totally about Jesus, but now just an empty void.
TotallyZen.com - Who's mission statement is "return to zero" - which is pretty much what the site offers.
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Totally.net - Allegedly gives college students help with term papers and free porn but actually doesn't do either.
TotallyAirports.com - Something about getting you to the airport on time, we think.
TotallyAlive.com - Learn about something called MicroCluster Technology and live to be 120 years old in a genuinely disturbing interface.
TotallyAwesome.com - Okay, we were maybe expecting something totally awesome.
TotallyBored.com - such potential! But it really will bore you if you're not totally bored already.
TotallyCountry.com - Totally coming eventually, Volumn 4!
TotallyCrap.com - A blog that really does give new meaning to "totally crap".
TotallyEvil.com - This is totally evil? Come on!
TotallyFunCompany.com - Apparently designed by the Totally Sinister webmaster. Bleak is not Totally fun.
TotallyFucked.com - It really is!
TotallyGifted - Once a really awful site about buying more stuff than you really need, now a generic dead-end.
TotallyHipHop.com - Selling a CD compliation of totally lame old hip hop tunes.
TotallyLA.com - The darkest website about LosAngeles ever!
TotallyMetal.com - we were expecting AC-DC or Metalica, but it's actually about metal, like the stuff you make cars with.
TotallyOn and Totally Whacked.com - two premium totally domain names resolve to the same reliably disappointing location.
TotallyPathetic.com - This domain name was finally purchased in 2005 by a webmaster worthy of the URL.
TotallyRetro.com - Formerly a very cool site we liked, now under new management and selling things allegedly totally retro.
TotallyRadical.com - They manufacture injection molds, which is just so radical.
TotallyScrewed.net - It really is!.
TotallyUseless.com - Went away for a while and came back even more useless than before.
TotallyWicked.com - Okay! If you say so!
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Here's a list of TOTALLY domain names that people are sitting and doing nothing with, hoping to make big bucks one day! Yeah!
Totally.com - Available to the highest biddder since 2000.
TotallyBe.com - Formerly a site for Geeks, now?
TotallyBlack.com - Once a site for black guys that like black guys but now just for sale.
TotallyCoffee.com - Once an inspired domain totally about coffee, recently swallowed up by the Role Moniker Privacy Services empire of strangeness.
TotallyCool.com - Yeah right. Gobbled up by the nefarious Role Moniker Privacy Services, like so many other righteous totally domain names.
TotallyDone.com - A long-lived totally domain name, once a site about hair, after that if was about making more money before you totally die and now it's parked and waiting for a bid from you.
TotallyDrunk.com - for sale to the "highest" bidder since 2002.
TotallyDude.com - A site for guys who like guys until the guys ran out of money and parked it at GODADDY.
TotallyExcellent.com - Never excellent at all and now for sale for the right number of euros.
TotallyFit.com - For sale to the right fit,
TotallyFreeClipart.com - At one time a dark, depressing collection of free clip art - now owned by the ever-present, Most Wanted Domains empire!
TotallyLame.com - It's true, it was Totally Lame once, but now it's just totally owned by the DOMAIN NAME SALES CORPORATION.
TotallyMod.com - At one time, a model showed off her questionable taste and talents for all the world to see at this domain, but now it's available at the right price.
TotallyMusic.com - Under construction since 1995 and then abandoned like an old Chevy and parked at PARKINGDNS.NET after the money ran out.
TotallyOffshore.com - Formerly a great site about how to get your money out of the USA. The for sale sign is now up.
TotallyOnline.com - now only $688!
TotallyPerfect.net - Owned by them that call themselves Most Wanted Domans, who immediately seem to grab all URL's starting with "totally" the minute they expire.
TotallyPets.com - Home of the once-famous and really hairy doggie bar! Gobbled up by the lurking and always watchful, Most Wanted Domains money guys.
TotallyRank.com - Can't wait!
TotallySick.com - a catchy domain name that's being squatted by CatchyDomains.com!
TotallyVacuums.com Once an informative site about vacuums, but unfortunately for us all, gone forever and for sale to the right sucker.
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TotallyHair.com - Under constrcution since 1999 and now online! Worth the wait? You decide...
TotallyHot.com - You will be so totally hot after cosmetic surgery. The URL used to be a web design company that was totally not.
TotallyShoes.com - Formerly bankrupt, but now back again to sell shoes in a visually impared environment.
TotallyToddler.com The place to go for learning to remove nursery stains left by dirty toddlers!
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TotallyAbsurd.com Explores the stupid world of useless inventions.
TotallyChibi.com - We don't know what Chibi is, but it's Japanese and it looks cool.
TotallyOffTheRecord.com - Bascially a big chat board where people complain endlessly about their stupid bosses.
TotallyQuackers.com Shoot ducks arcade style! Yes!
TotallyRadio.com - We have no idea what this site does, but it LOOKS cooll! They also own TotallyRock.com , TotallyReggae.com and TotallyJazz.com
TotallySpies.com - We're just suckers for female action figures with cool graphics.
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TotallyBritney.com - This site was available and never registered for the longest time. Thank goodness somebody finally paid too much for it.
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TotallyYou.com You've got to see the photo of the body wrap to beleive it. Pick up some sea clay while you're there!
TotallyTom.com - Tom is selling something.
TotallyLisa.com - Lisa had lots of ideas about how you need to run your life, untill she stopped paying for her domain name.
TotallyKate.com - Totally about Kate somebody and her life as Totally Kate.
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Totally domains that have been snatched up but nothing has happened yet for one reason or another...
TotallyBuff.com Totally under construction since 1999 - can't wait!
TotallyDork.com - Registered in 2000 and still a work in progress.
TotallyStoned.com - Registered in 2002, but nothing yet! We wonder why?
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We've been keeping track of TOTALLY sites that have gone bust. Here's a summary.
TotallyCute.com - A site that once let you know the true value of putting your own finger down your throat. Will be missed.
TotallyFun.com - It's fun to spend venture capital! Oops, all gone! For sale!
TotallyGardens.com - Once a rather nice little site - too bad.
TotallyIrrelavent.com - Former Amiga Computer site for people who thought that machine was cool. Guess not too many people did.
TotallyKidsOnline.com - Singularly disturbing, probably dangerous and now apparently broke.
TotallyMad.com - Once owned by by Warner Brothers. Now it's owned by DC Comics who thought Mad Magazines would sell on DVD's for some reason. Gone!
TotallyMine.com - At one time a deeply disturbing site, but it's just gone.
TotallyNuts.com - This site used to sell nuts on the internet. Surprise surprise, nobody cared!
TotallyOff.com -Great name, but they tried to sell office furniture. Sorry, bad idea! For sale by somebody - buy it today!
TotallyPissed.com - Formerly about really drunk guys being totally pissed. It's was mostly totally empty, but hey, whadaya expect for a bunch of drunks?
TotallyPets.com We will miss their famous and really awful doggie bar! Now closed and for sale to the highest bidder
TotallyPretty.com - Formerly a not so pretty site about making sure you take your medicine, or something. Oh well.
TotallyRetarded.com - Such potential. Sad to see this one go.
TotallySerious.com - was under construction for two years before getting serious and giving up.
TotallyTarot.com - Launched in 2002 as an ambitious tarot detination with a forum, shop and spooky resource - now broke and for sale.
TotallyTrisha.com - Country singing star Trisha Yearwood thought people would come. Nobody did.
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Regisiter these unclaimed TOTALLY sites before someone else does.
TotallyBoring.com -Onced owned by somebody who got their AOL account turned off for good! Now available! Imagine the possibilities, or not! Register it today!
TotallyElvis.com - Amazingly, still available! Register it today and let us make fun of you!
TotallyKiller.com - Once for sale, now available! Register your totally killer website today!
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