Your answers to these questions may one day help us come to a deeper understanding of the Mystery Bone.

1. How would you describe the Mystery Bone?

3.What can possibly explain the terrible existence of the Mystery Bone?

Simply Terrifying.

Nothing can possibly explain it.

I am too shocked to answer this question.

It is a message of peace from other worlds.

Deeply disturbing.

The explaination is so complex we would be unable to understand it.

2. There are many people who doubt the existence of the Mystery Bone even when they have seen for themselves that it fades in and out of existence. Where do you stand?

4.Finally, would you be willing to make a cash contribution in order to finance further research into the Mystery Bone?

Non-believers must be hunted down.

I am sending you all my money today.

The existence of the mystery bone must never be questioned.

I leave everything to you in my will.

Would you settle for a swift kick in the pants?

I doubt the existence of the Mystery Bone even though I have seen it with my own eyes.