A common house fly is so stupid it doesn't even know it's a fly!

Flies in Space! The study of flies may one day help us understand how stupid they really are.

Flies in space prove that larvae developed in zero gravity never learn to fly and prefer to float about without beating their wings, while acheiving extraordinary mobility and living a normal life span! We previously had a link to this but it has mysteriously disappeared from the NASA web site. We believe the information has been classified TOP SECRET and that our government is trying to keep this valuable information out of the public domain! Virtual fly testing device proves that flies are super fast and can manuever really well! More tax dollars at work from the National Science Foundation! Our LINK to this highly classified governent site is currently crashing the best of browsers. We will get in and reveal the truth!

Yoko Ono's Fly Sighting Gallery. A highly disturbing site that demands our attention! Submit your own fly sightings!

As if cows don't have enough problems already, they must put up with the dreaded Face Fly, a truely stupid variety specially mutated to live their lives in the eyes of cows! Stupid Fly Science at it's best!