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Wheat Grass! |
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Wheat Grass is grass and grass is not food, it is grass! People are grinding up grass and drinking it, but that doesn't make it a drink either, it is still grass and grass will never be food! End the terrible trend towards lower life forms and vote for Wheat Grass now. Send a message of hope to man kind that grass is grass!
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Tofu!
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Tofu. What the heck is it anyway? Bean Curd? What's curd? Since when is curd a food? Nobody is stopping to ask any questions as we devour this hideous soy product by the barrel load! Completely tasteless! Since when is food tasteless? What kind of Orwelian plot is this? Stop the forces of evil! Vote for Tofu now and often!
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Snails!
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Snails are food since when? These creatures may be one step above algae in the food chain and they're considered a delicacy by high society! It just goes to show that the gene pool in stretched pretty thin at the top of economic ladder. A vote for snails is a vote for the working class! Vote for snails now!
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Brown Rice! |
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Brown Rice is unneccessry and it's also brown! Has anybody even stopped to even taste this stuff? It's hard, it's tough, it's tasteless and just plain wrong. What are we supposed to eat next, park benches? End the madness, make a stand for the turth and vote for Brown Rice today and tommorrow too!
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Stephen Hawkings!
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Professor Stephen Hawkings is considered a vegitable by many because of his terrible disability, but he is NOT a vegitable, he is a MAN and eatting people is just plain wrong! In fact, it's cannabalism and cannabalism is illegal in almost all civilized countries! Tell the world you simply won't stand for this horrifying eatting of human flesh and vote for Stephen Hawikings without delay!
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Sea Weed! |
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Sea Weed is is a weed and weeds are simply not food! Sure it's a weed of the sea, but it's a weed never-the-less! If we accept weeds as food, the next thing you know we'll be eatting just about anything we can get our hands on! Refuse to eat weeds and vote for Sea Weed to take your stand!
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Write in a vote for your own stupid food here!
Some write- in votes may actually be counted!
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Due to TotallyStupid trashing about 6 tons of emails by mistake, this important election has been held over till next month.
Currently, with the returns we were able to salvage, Stephen Hawkings has gnawed his way to the top, followed closely by Tofu. Snails have slithered into third now with WheatGrass and Seaweed biting at their heels. The tasteless campaign by Brown Rice has barely managed to raise a single vote.
Winners to be announced eventually!
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CornDogs -Last Months winner of Stupid Dog of the Month
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