TOP STUPID STORIES NEW! Airlines Ban Skateboards! Virtual Reality Beauty Contest! People That Never Eat! Bra Ball Controversy! Vermont Creates Own Country! Dirt Eating Goes Mainstream! Toilet Paper Rolls Get Smaller! Quilted Northern brand of toilet paper reduces it's rolls from 280 sheets to 200 sheets. Not only that, but they decreased the length of each sheet from 4.4 inches to 4.0 inches! Read the link > New Frog Discovered! This amazing frog has been around since the dinasaurs and has just been discovered? OKAY! We have a lot to learn about frogs! Hook up with the latest frog here which is a great place to keep up on the latest frog news. Compare it to a deer! Giant Bacteria Discovered! You thought bacteria were small? Well get ready for GIANT BACTERIA coming to a convenience store near you! This bacteria is so big you can actually stick it with a plastic fork! Sadam is out and cool new governement websites are IN for Iraq! IRAQ.GOV is a huge upgrade for them, sporting cool graphics and little to no Arabic. The amazingly slick Iraqi Business Development site is money, period. The only thing missing is a secure shopping cart! Obviously not interested in living on air and light, this woman decides instead to eat 50,000 cupcakes! Crop Circles Explained! We have no idea what these people are talking about but it's about Crop circles and therefore worth thinking about for a few minutes every day! The definitive guide to crop circles goes live. A site that may have been design by aliens. And, who is this guy and what the heck is he doing?