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"We plan on making a very lucrative offer to the island nation of Puerto Rico soon"
Lech Science announced the planned purchase of Puerto Rico at a hastily convened press conference in which he appeared in silouette from behind a silk room divider. He lambasted his critics as "total idiots" and then added "Why should Puerto Rico become the 51st state? We'll buy it insted. It's got the best beachfront property in the world and the food is excellent!" Shrimp cocktails were passed out as Lech revealed the new flag of Puerto Rico, "which, by the way" he said "will now be called' Lech Land' in honor of myself". The flag, Lech explained "depicts the proud Jumbo Shrimp on a field of blue." Another exciting development, Lech added, was
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When the Society finally takes possetion of Puerto Rico, each member will be able to choose their own piece of beach front property. Some people are asking, "Well, what's going to happen to the people who are living there now?" We're making arrangements for them to live in Brazil!
The proud new flag of Lech Land, formally Puerto Rico!
that "any society member is now eligible for beach front property in Lech Land by simply filling out my Beach Front Property Request." The press conference was suddenly brought to a quick end when a helicopter landed on the roof and began unloading 50 gallon barrels of cocktail sauce, which Lech explained were crucial to further negotiations with the current government of Puerto Rico.
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