Sports Are Stupid

AFGANISTAN!
Our stupid country of the momment!

The game of Bozkushi!

Literally translated, the Afghan National Sport of BUZKUSHI means " Goat Killing" and we say, Let's Play! This competitive sport involves the complex skills needed to throw a dead goat across a finish line while trying to keep it away from the other team. Traditionally, a calf is beheaded, the legs are cut off at the knee and its entrails are removed. The carcase of the goat is then soaked in cold water for 24 hours before the game so that it may be tough enough to withstand the fierce tugging that takes place. According to the as-yet unwritten rules of this marvelous game, nobody can tie the carcase to his saddle or hit his opponent to snatch the calf. Likewise, tripping an opponent and smashing his head in with the butt of your rifle is also forbidden. The team that throws the goat over the finish line the most times wins, and the victors are given rifles, cash or fine turbans to wear about town.

Here's a link to the astonishing history of this game.

This link will give you details on how to play the game, complete with informative diagrams and strategy.

Great pictures of throwing a dead goat around. Be prepared, not appropriate for animal lovers.

SCOTLAND!
Tossing the caber!

They're long! They're heavy! And you can throw them!

Let's Play!

The Scotts were doing this hundreds of years before they even knew what a telephone pole was! Amazing! The Scotts call it "Tossing the Caber", which when translated into English means "Heaving a telephone pole as far as you can".

Here's quicktime evidence that people actually do this!

And, now you can read for yourself how to get started throwing your own telephone poles!

The history of this remarkable sport with shocking photos.

Virtual Caber Tossing for Weaklings.

Here's a guy that says throwing telephone poles is for sissies. He throws trees instead.

What's the stupidest animal you can think of?

If you answered "camels" then camel racing is definitely for you. Camels are so stupid they don't even know they're camels! We say, "Great! Let's Race!" Camels might be stupid but boy are they fast! If the sport continues to grow at it's current pace it will soon be more popular than skipping rope. But don't think you can just go out and start racing camels on your own. Hook up with these informative sites first.

Official Camel Racing website with links to the true professionals.

No School Zone! No stopping at railroad tracks! Just flat out School Bus Racing and it's the hottest new motor sport on asphalt.

This site will get you started.

School Bus Demolition derby? May be too violent for most audiances.

Here's the ultimate School bus racer site, for serious bus racers only.

On your marks, get set, MOW! The fastest power mowers on the lawn today compete for fame and glory! Get out of the way or these guys will mow you down! Top speeds of up to 50 miles an hour and they're edging for more! Power up with these links and get mowin!

The official Lawn Mowers Racing Guide.

The other official Lawn Mower Racing Guide!

Belt Sander drag racing is smokin' coast to coast!

Get ready to smell the oak plank burning and grab the longest extension cord you can find because belt sander racing is coming to town! At speeds up to 50 miles per hour, these power tools are drawing huge crowds all across the country. If you've got a powertool you'd like to race, then hook up with these crucial links!

This site is for hard-core powertool racers only.

Of course, the Belt Sander Racing National Association site is a must.

You can train a flea to do anything but you've got to train them right! Without proper training fleas just don't know what the heck to do! They'll just hop all over the place and wonder what they're here for! Now you can learn to train your fleas properly and give their life meaning and substance with the help of this informative link.

Why eat em' when you can race em'? Pig racing is fast becoming the stupidest sport in America and we want it on TV! Write to the President and demand pig racing instead of Monday Night Football! If the president can't make a difference, who can? We say, "Pig Racing Now!" Online pig racing can be follwed daily with these informative links: A classy Pig Racing Site Great photos and the requirements for optimum performance. Some people think the sport is cruel to the remarkable racing pigs. Read all about the controversy here.

BEER BALL
Must be of legal drinking age to play this remarkable new sport which is being developed in the UK. This fine site provides excellent documentation to get you started.

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