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Squid is the Stupid Food of the Month!

Congratulations to the Stupid Food of the Month Winner!

Squid took an early lead and managed to hang on to it. This remarkably stupid food has been compared to gnawing on a garden hose and deserves tremendous credit for pulling through in a tough race. Snagging nearly 26% of the unpopular vote, squid is the rightous winner of Stupid Food of the Month for January, 1999!

Wheatgrass is stupid, but not quite stupid enough! 15% of the vote puts this questionable food product in forth.

Amelia Earhart was eatten by cannibals! A strong finish gave her 23% of the vote, and put her in second place!

Jello is without a doubt a stupid food, and with 16% of the vote, managed to place third!

A mad rush of write-in votes for Michael Jackson gave the pop icon a surprising 4% of the vote and is the best showing so far for a write-in candidate!

Polenta is mush and mush is stupid. A fifth place showing with 11% of the vote in the January run-off.

Plantains placed a distant 6th with 6% of the vote.

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