Totally Is Stupid!


	Totally Is Stupid!

	There's something totally stupid about the web and we are the people that are proving it once and for all! 104 Totally Sites and counting....


	An alarming number of totally sites promote the alleged skills of web page designers and hosts! Totally-Unique.com A unique red lava rock background from another company that claims to create great web pages. You be the judge. TotallyWebbed.com Yet another totally lame company offering to design wonderful web pages just like their own deeply disturbing site. TotallyStumped.com - Another web designer with a totally great idea for sale. TotallySmart.com - A great example of exactly the opposite. Not only stupid, but ugly too! Right on! TotallySerious.com - Web Site Design site that has been under construction for over a year! Can't wait! TotallyFonts.com Lots of fonts displayed in a visually stunted landscape. TotallyHip.com Famous creators of Web Painter software. TotallyGames.com makes tax donations to children's hospitals and sells games that blow stuff up. Cool! TotallyWebDesign.com - Really! You figure it out, maybe... TotallyFreeClipart.com - Dark, depressing and free! TotallyMine.com - Totally my what? Depressing and approaching the void.


	TotallyInsane.com - They sell guitars made of wood! How insane is that?


	TotallyIFood.com - Actually totally about juice, which isn't exactly food, but who cares? Juice is totally food! TotallyICoffee.com - You guessed it! TotallyTomato.com Everything you ever wanted to know about tomatos and more. TotallyHealthy.com If you're afraid of your air and water, then you probably aren't healthy to begin with. Start here and be afraid of this website design insted. TotallyChicken.com Eatting birds is totally okay. TotallyCooked.com A catering company where everything is cooked, totally.


	TotallyFootball.com - Totally football, totally owned by Fox. TotallyGolf.com - This site might put you off your game just by looking at it. TotallyBaseball.com - Under construction and we totally can't wait. TotallyTennis.com - An online racket stringing service? Okay! TotallyFitness.com You are just so totally out of shapeness. TotallySoccer.com You can totally buy a lot of soccer uniforms here, or not. TotallySport.com Totally Sport is actually about a Fire Brigade! Yes! TotallyBuff.com Totally under construction - can't wait! TotallyHuge - All about getting you in shape by exercising your credit card.


	Religion is totally online... TotallyJewish.com Owned by the same cats that have TotallyPLC.com. Go figure! Read the Jewish Joke of The Day! TotallyCatholic.com Buy Totally Catholic stuff online today if you can figure out how! TotallyGod.com - and .org Cool Flash intro for the Christian God - with politics and some guy named Jer.. TotallyJesus.com - No doubt about it. TotallyZen.com - Who's mission statement is "return to zero" - which is pretty much what thhe site offers.


	Buy something totally stupid! TotallyShoes.com - Formerly bankrupt, but now back again to sell shoes in a visually impared environment. TotallyGifts.com - You totally need to spend more money on gifts. TotallyKidsOnline.com - Singularly disturbing and probably dangerous. TotallyGardens.com - You need to totally buy some gardening supplies. TotallyChocolate.com - You guessed it! You totally want some chocolate! TotallyScooters.com - You totally need a scooter! TotallyTarot.com - Spooky.


	Here's a list of TOTALLY domain names that people are sitting and doing nothing with, hoping to make big bucks one day! Yeah! TotallyExcellent.com - Once a really sad site, now for sale for the right number of euros. TotallyHot.com - Under construction since 1997. Must be worth the wait! TotallyFit.com - Such a really swell idea, it makes you wonder why they haven't done anything with it yet! TotallyRank.com - Can't wait!


	TotallyFerret.com Fantastic ferret animations and a chance to buy ferret food too! TotallyFish.com Buy fish online and have them shipped to your house! TotallyDog.com All about Training your dog to be a better dog. TotallyReptiles.com - Get your lizards online today.


	TotallyGross.com Nothing totally gross about it. But if you need a gas powered blender, this is the place to go! TotallyBe.com - Totally be what? A geek? TotallyLame.com It's true! It really is lame. TotallyWeather.com - Weather for the visually impared. TotallyOrganised - Wow! A black screen with some words in the middle! TotallyMod.com - A model shows off her questionable taste and talents for all the world to see. TotallyTeapots.com - It's just totally about teapots. Only serious teapot enthusiasts need apply. TotallyFreeStuff.com At last, a hideous list of free stuff on the world wide web. TotallyFreebies.com - More hideous stuff for free! TotallyFreeAds.com - It's horrible, but it's free! TotallyFocused.com We have no idea what this site is supposed to do even though they are totally focused on it. TotallyJewishTravel.com - Book your kosher vacation here, or not. TotallyMusic.com Not one bit of music. "Totally Nothing" would have been a better url. Under construction since 1995! TotallyDone.com - Formerly something about hair, but now it's about making more money before you totally die. TotallyClean.com A cleaning service in San Francisco? TotallyOffshore.com About how to get your money out of the USA, maybe. TotallyThomas.com That weird train with the face on it again! TotallyPLC.com Jewish news from London and marketing services. You figure it out! TotallyPerfect.net - Visit them soon and decide for yourself whether they are. TotallySpain.com - It really is totally about Spain!


	TOTALLY sites that make the cut! TotallyRadio.com - We have no idea what this site does, but it LOOKS cooll! They also own TotallyRock.com , TotallyReggae.com and TotallyJazz.com TotallyOffTheRecord.com - Bascially a big chat board where people complain endlessly about their stupid bosses. TotallySpies.com - We're just suckers for female action figures with cool graphics. TotallyQuackers.com Shoot ducks arcade style! Yes! TotallyChibi.com - We don't know what Chibi is, but it's Japanese and it looks cool.


	Some people are just so totally dot com! TotallyYou.com You've got to see the photo of the body wrap to beleive it. Pick up some sea clay while you're there! TotallyTom.com - Tom is selling something. TotallyLisa.com - Lisa has ideas about how you need to run your life, totally! TotallyKate.com - Totally about Kate somebody and her life as Totally Kate. TotallyDavidBoreanazuk.com - What a total hunk!


	TOTALLY domain names for sale by folks who just couldn't hack it! Act Now! TotallyFunToys.com - Didn't turn out to be so totally fun after all! For sale since January 2003. TotallyDude.com - For $300 it can be all yours, dude! Totallyrad.com - Former Radiology site that gave up! Buy it cheap! TotallyTools.com - Looking for investors since 1996! Don't miss this opportuity to cash in on the dot com boom! TotallyIn.com - Name your price! May as well buy TotallyOut.com while your at it! TotallyNASCAR.com - Take it for a test drive and BUY it for cheap! TotallyTina.com - If your name is Tina, you should take out your credit card immediately! TotallyUnreal.com - Imagine how unreal your website could be! Buy it now!


	TotallyTrucks.com Used to be totally trucks and nothing but trucks, but it now goes to TotallyCars.com - which also has trucks! TotallyCustomTruck.com - Guys like totally custom trucks, TotallyPissed.com - About really drunk guys being totally pissed. It's mostly totally empty, but hey, whadaya expect for a bunch of drunks?


	TotallyToddler.com The place to go for learning to remove nursery stains left by dirty toddlers! TotallyHair.com - Under constrcution since 1999 and now online Worth the wait? You decide...


	TotallyCrap.com - Gives new meaning to the phrase totally crap TotallyBored.com - such potential! But it really will bore you if your not totally bored already. TotallyOn and Totally Whacked.com - two premium totally domain names resolve to the same reliably disappointing location. TotallyAbsurd.com Explores the stupid world of useless inventions. TotallyAwesome.com - Okay, we were maybe expecting something totally awesome. TotallyAlive.com - Learn about something called MicroCluster Technology and live to be 120 years old in a genuinely disturbing interface. TotallyAirports.com - And we thought this was going to be about airports! TotallyFunCompany.com - Apparentrly designed by the Totally Sinister webmaster. Bleak is not Totally fun. TotallyRetro.com - Formerly a very cool site we liked, now under new management and selling things allegedly totally retro. TotallyEvil.com - This is totally evil? Come on! TotallyHipHop.com - Selling a CD compliation of totally lame old hip hop tunes. TotallyCountry.com - Totally coming eventually, Volumn 4! TotallyMetal.com - we were expecting AC-DC or Metalica, but it's actually about metal, like the stuff you make cars with. TotallyLA.com - The darkest website about LosAngeles ever! TotallyMad.com - Formerly owned by Warner Brothers. Now it's owned by DC Comics who think Mad Magazines will sell on DVD's for some reason. TotallyCool.com - Yeah right. TotallyRadical.com - They manufacture injection molds, which is just so radical. TotallyScrewed.net - It really is!. TotallyGifted - About buying more stuff, we think. TotallyWicked.com - Okay! If you say so!


	TotallyBritney.com - This site was for sale for the longest time. Thank goodness somebody finally paid too much for it.


	We've been keeping track of TOTALLY sites that have gone bust. Here's a summary. TotallySerious.com - was under construction for two years before getting serious and giving up. TotallyPets.com We will miss their famous and really awful doggie bar! Now closed and for sale to the highest bidder TotallyCute.com - A site that once let you know the true value of putting your own finger down your throat. Will be missed. TotallyHot.com - A fomer web design company that obviously wasn't so hot. Time to get a real job! TotallyPretty.com - Formerly a not so pretty site about making sure you take your medicine, or something. Oh well. TotallyNuts.com - This site used to sell nuts on the internet. Surprise surprise, nobody cared! TotallyFun.com - It's fun to spend venture capital! Oops, all gone! TotallyRetarded.com - Such potential. Sad to see this one go. TotallyTrisha.com - Country singing star Trisha Yearwood thought people would come. Nobody did. TotallyOff.com -Great name, but they tried to sell office furniture. Sorry, bad idea! For sale by somebody - buy it today! TotallyIrrelavent.com - Former Amiga Computer site for people who thought that machine was cool. Guess not too many people did. TotallyUseless.com A web site that not only was totally useless, but also totally ugly. It will be missed by at least a dozen people worldwide. TotallyVacuums.com Once an informative site about vacuums, but unfortunately for us all, gone forever. Totally.net Gave homework advise to students in need if you could figure out out to find it! Now lost to the void


	Regisiter these unclaimed TOTALLY sites before someone else does. TotallyBoring.com -Onced owned by somebody who got their AOL account turned off for good! Now available! Imagine the possibilities, or not! Register it today! TotallyElvis.com - Amazingly, still available! Register it today and let us make fun of you! TotallyPathetic.com - Why no one has regisitered this name is beyond us. TotallyKiller.com - Once for sale, now available! Register a totally killer website today!