No doubt about it, cheese is STUPID! Question is, which cheese is the stupidest?
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Cast Your Vote Here For Stupid Cheese Of The Month!
Cast Your Vote!
Muenster!
Muenster Cheese sounds like some really awful television series or something and we say it's just a stupid cheese no matter how you slice it Completely bland and has the texture of authentic fake leather! Vote for Muenster Cheese and vote for the truth.
Feta!
Feta Cheese is what exactly? Goat Cheese? Since when do people eat anything to do with goats, who are easily the stupidest animals on the planet just below algae. Just the fact that this alleged cheese comes from goats will probably win it the election, but have you ever tasted it? Imagine swallowing a block of pure mold! Simply awful and definitely stupid! Vote for Feta Cheese now and often!
Montery Jack!
Montery Jack thinks it's what, in a Crocodile Dundee movie? Since when do cheeses have guys names and the name of some lame California township attached. It's just so pretentious and dim witted and downright stupid. Montery Jack needs to get it's act together and stop thinking it's going to get invited to the grammies. Just too stupid to even think about. Vote for Montery jack today and every day.
Limburger!
Limburger Cheese is so awful you can't even smell it much less put it in your mouth. They say it's aged for years and years, but that's just because nobody wants to eat this awful concoction of mold and sour milk. Only one or two people on the planet have even ever tasted this stuff and both of them are locked up in a safe place! Vote for Limburger, vote for justice in a world gone mad.
American Cheese!
American Cheese may not even be cheese at all, it may be a form of refined plastic or rubber. Packaged in cellophane, which is not much different than the taste of this insidious food product, it is consumed in vast quantities by American school children who simply don't know or care what they put in their mouth. Vote for American Cheese, it's your patriotic duty.
Swiss Cheese!
Swiss Cheese isn't even Swiss and did you ever wonder where the holes come from? It's from Gas inside the cheese! It's simply horrible and so uniquely stupid that we recommend we vote for it five times a day! We think the popularity of this dreadful cheese product may be because there is something in the gas that makes us think we are eating something we like. Vote for Swiss Cheese, and vote for freedom of thought!
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